JCPennys Catalog

WoW, A JC Penney catalog from 1977, holy hell this is made of two solid inches of paper.

I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels:

Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom

There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that. Instead, I'm going to bore you with something else. The clothes, the cloths are fantasic.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school:

Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school:

This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop w ho is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15.

Here's how to get y our ass kicked on the golf course:

This 'all purpose jumpsuit' is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece, it's slightly more effective as a deterrent.

Here's how to get your ass ki cked pretty much anywhere:

If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob 'No-pants' Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup.

Here's how to get your ass kicked at the beach:

He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster.

How to get your ass kicked in a meeting

If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit.

How to get your ass kicked on every day up to and including St . Patrick's Day

Dear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature. There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

In this next one, Your Search For VALUE Ends at Penneys.

As does your search for chest hair

And this -- Seriously. No words

Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are W... T.. F... I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab.

Also, judging by the sheer amount of matching his/hers outfits, I'm guessing that in 1977 it was considered pretty stylish for couples to dress alike. These couples look happy, don't they?

I am especially fond of this one, which I have entitled 'Cowboy Chachi Loves You Best.'

Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits:

I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. That said, I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers:

Vision's of Ghandi

I dont know what really triggered me into drawing him but I did, and it turned out pretty good. I usually stay away from more realalistic drawings. -----Erik

Dancer (Blue)

Hey I finally got this one colored, it was about time. I think this one is my favorite of the three. -----Erik

Mice ?

Well the little man asked for a special request. "A mouse" he said so I got to work, wasnt really sure what he wanted cartoon or real. So I did both. I'm working on getting a copy of his colored version on here so when I upload my color ones his will be up here too. -----Erik

Car Show (sort of)

My friend Randy and I went to this car show but we sort of missed it they closed alittle early. But we were able to snap a few pics. We didn't get to see more then half the cars. Plus I dont think I could fit into any of the cars definetly the Lambo on the top I think you would have to be a midget to get in there. (There was no leg room) ----Erik

Rose (acrylic)

OK I made this rose quite awhile ago but finallt decided to take picture of it. O finally got another rose grind it at the lab and I think that just sparked my memory. I also added a retainer of a rose to show you what my inspiration sort of was. Enjoy the picture make it look alittle funny, something with the flash and all. Well again enjoy. ----Erik

Grind In's of 1/18/08

Well here is another installment of retainers from the lab. most of these picture don't do the reatiner any justice but atleast you can get an idea. Just remember that these go in you mouth. ----Erik

Simple Things In Life

Well my son said he sent me a postcard over the Christmas holiday, which made me pretty excited. I checked the mail but it wasnt there and he said he sent it quite awhile ago. Well I had to go teach at the fire station and by the time I got back 9:30 or so. There was this lovely postcard slide between my door I grabbed it with a smile and took a look. Wow great a skier and a big mountain yeeee haaa. Then I turned it over and thats were my smile grew even bigger. It's the simple things in life that make it all worth it. Thank you to whom ever recieved the card on accident and actually took the time to drop it by my place. By the way that Sponger Bob and the grand parents dog Sarah. -----Erik

Grind In's of 1/11/08

Well I finally got soem good grind in's that came in I started the week off with a Marine's logo, and 2 days later another one came in from a differant Dr.. The soccer all and the Midnight are both regular designs and for some reason they turned out well and deserved a picture. Overall the helicopter came out the best it was more of a kid design and all which turned out great. Till next week with the grind in's -----Erik

Samba: Color

Well I finally got this one done. I made the skin tone alittle darker so that the gold stands out a little more, enjoy. -----Erik

White Elephant Party

Well what can I really say it was probally the best gift exchange party I've been too. Everybody had great gift ideas I really couldn't stop laugh half the time. Thank you again for inviting me Amy, Good times. Oh and I really dont know why I'm holding the goose, but he was cool. ----Erik